MENTAL MARK vs. JAMES BREEZE/FUDGE

“Sugar” by System of a Down starts to play as the arena goes black and a multi-colored strobe light comes from under the stage and we see Mental Mark step out ont the ramp way and Mark has a teddy bear in each hand as he starts to do the Thriller dance on the Ramp way then he Moonwalks down the ramp then climbs in the ring and dances to thriller a little bit more and finishes the dance with a spinarooni. After that, he jumps to the side of the ring and looks under it. He pulls out….another teddy bear.

KK: Did Mr. And Mrs. Bear have a kid?

TB: It seems so!

KK: Eh…who cares? Hatred X is coming out!

James Breeze walks out just behind fudge with water which he pours over his head on the way down, then he gets to the ring and gets in and climb the top turnbuckle, he crosses his arms in an X then widening them tensing his muscles, Fudge climbs the other turnbuckle and as he screams out Fudge backflips off the turnbuckle and he gets down and turns towards him.

TB: It seems as though Hatred X are ready for this match!

KK: They had better be, Mental Mark is crazy!

TB: That he is Keith, that he is.

James Breeze starts the match with a lockup with Mental Mark. Mark is all alone, because his tag partner Brian is ‘away’ with family issues. Breeze gets the upperhand and whips Mark into his corner. Fudge grabs Mark’s arms, and Breeze starts to punch at Mark’s gut. Fudge lets go of Mark’s hands and Mark falls to the canvas. He quickly gets back up and ducks another punch by Breeze. Mark shoves Fudge off the canvas and whips Breeze into the turnbuckle. He starts punching the hell out of Breeze, no wrestling involved.

TB: Is this Mark’s strategy?

KK: I don’t know, but I kinda like it!

Mark doesn’t relent. He continues to punch Breeze until Fudge gets back up and pulls his feet out from under him. He pulls Mark outside, and Breeze falls to the mat, blood covering his face. Fudge throws Mark into the ring post, and Mark goes down hard. Fudge picks him back up and throws him back into the ring. He gets up and tells Breeze to tag him in. Breeze wipes the blood off his lip, and tags in Fudge. Fudge jumps over the top rope, totally fresh. He charges at Mark, and when Mark turns around, Fudge delivers a spear and drives Mark into the turnbuckle. Mark falls over on his face and just lays there.

TB: Must be more M² strategy.

KK: No, I just think he got his ass kicked.

TB: That may be…

Fudge jumps to the top of the turnbuckle, and gets some hype from the crowd as he prepares to sail off. He jumps off, hoping to catch a 540 splash, but Mark has a different idea. He picks his feet in the air and catapults the falling Fudge into the other corner, this time knocking off Breeze. Mark turns around and runs to his corner, desperately searching for something. Fudge starts to get up and runs back towards him. Mark finally finds what he is looking for and stands up with it. Fudge stops dead in his tracks at the sight of…..BABY BEAR! Fudge looks at Mark with a confused look on his face. Mark rips the bears head off, and Fudge decides not to wait on him. He runs at Mark with a clothesline, but Mark ducks and punches Fudge right in the face. Fudge falls to the mat and doesn’t move.

TB: Mark just knocked Fudge out with ONE punch!

KK: No way! Wait, look at his hand, he must have pulled that out of the bear!

Sure enough, Mark has brass knuckles in his hand and is silently smiling as he sees Breeze get up and run in the ring towards him. He turns around and punches at Breeze, Breeze ducks and Mark kicks him in the stomach, kneeling him over. Mark then punches him in the chin, knocking him down on top of Fudge. He can’t believe his eyes. He collapses on top of both Fudge and Breeze as the ref starts the count, 1…2….3!!!

TB: OH MY GOD! MENTAL MARK JUST DEFEATED FUDGE AND BREEZE FOR THE TAG TEAM TITLES!!!

KK: …..wow.

The HWATron lights up with a black backdrop as words flash on it...

"Pain flows through my veins, I am Hurt..."
"Blood trickles down my face, I am Hurt..."
"My bones crack and break, I am Hurt..."
"Soon... YOU will know what it is like to Hurt..."

TB: And, for the second week in a row, we've seen that Keith... what do you think it means?

KK: Hell if I know, I guess it can only mean that someone here in the HWA is going to get hurt. The only question is... who?

TB: Well I know of two people who are, most definetly, going to get hurt and that is Ryan Maxem and the HWA World Champion, Morgoth. Up next folks, these two superstars will duke it out in the unforgiving Steel Cage! Don't go anywhere!

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